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• Lee Hyori, notorious for having done something or another, is breaking barriers in Korea having released a hit single at the ripe old age of 30, further empowering women to speak bad English.
• Shinee remains at the top of the charts of my personal list of most obnoxious boy bands.
• Korean medical technology is the delight of the county's women who seem to find themselves all too Korean-looking.
• and of course, there's Heechul

And, oh yeah, Kim Jong Il had a stroke and may be kicking it soon...